Re: Random Thoughts

by Guest Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:11 pm

Of course the 80's RULE!!!!! cheers

by Beastie Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:09 pm

and 90's drool. Suddenly I am seeing that dance crew Fanny Pack in my head

by Guest Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:36 pm

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

by Tarinilis Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:56 pm

When did shrapnel become a fashion statement?

by Leo Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:53 pm

Why does the dryer always eat socks?

by Guest Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:05 pm

Sock gnomes!!!

by Beastie Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:05 pm

If we deck the halls with Holly, then why the heck are parnets still naming their daughters Holly?

by Guest Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:17 am

What would you rather name them stockings Very Happy

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

by Beastie Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:43 am

is it okay to be sick of being sick, if sick is like one of the sickest things out there now and is so sick??

by Guest Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:48 am

OK Dre mun, whatever you say dear.

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches

by Guest Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:18 pm

Because they wish to hide the truth from us by not revealing that the money does grow on trees but that they are the only ones in possesion of them.

You know you are a redneck if your carved pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. Sorry, not exactly the same kind of random thought, but I felt it was funny and seasonal.

by Beastie Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:07 pm

Wow that sound slike most of the people I know in the mountains of NC....werid.

why are their so many things that have the word jack in them? jacka$$, jack-o-latern, car jack, jack off. It is confusing to know whether it is a name or an action.

by Guest Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:46 pm

Just don't name any of your kids Jack, like my friend did. You know what kind of teasing he'll get in school.

Why is coffee so damned good and so adictive?

by Beastie Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:21 pm

It is?? Never knew that? You take cream only right? So that it stays strong as heck.

Why are the English always having a gay old time?

by Epiphany Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:55 pm

I thought that was the Flinstones?

How can a burger place run out of burgers? That's just wrong.

by Guest Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:42 am

Or a chicken place run out of chicken for that matter.

Why is it that some people feel that they automatically have the right to get angry when things do not go their way? Do they not realize that they can only control themselves and not others?

by Beastie Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:38 am

Can not answer that one.

If there are phone books and yellowpages online and navigational devices and such, why do people still call 411?

by Guest Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:10 pm

It's faster and easier.

If Halloween is a Pegan holiday then why do Pegan's and Wiccan's not get it off like MLK Day.

by Beastie Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:15 am

Because then the US would have to admit that there were other religions besides christinaity and it would make paganism and Wicca legit.

Why are women like chickens? good to eat, can fry you in a sec, great legs and thighs, chcicks following them around....need I go on?

by Guest Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:40 pm

You're so bad. LOL

by Beastie Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:26 pm

Complain again I see

why is it when you finally get what you want, someone takes it from you?

by Guest Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:14 am

I do not complain babe.

by Beastie Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:50 am

uh huh. When you do not have your coffee, when you have to strong a cup, when you have to weak, when your girls are hurt....yep you complain....

by Guest Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:54 am

Ok, one, when I don't get my coffee I don't complain, I mope. Two, there is no such thing as too strong of a cup. Three, I have never had a cup that was weak. And four, everyone wants my girls healed, especially me, but I'm not complaining about it. Just trying to hurry the healing along. So there brat.

And just for that, here's that random thought that you saw coming.

Menopause
Mental Illness
Menstrual cramps
Menstrual Cycle

Have you ever noticed that all our problems start with men?

by Leo Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:07 pm

This may have already been said, but it is relevant.

Why do women always start the trouble and then act as though they had nothing to do with it and are the victims?

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